Zen and the Art of Faking It

San Lee is the new kid at school, and he's trying to figure out how he's going to fit in. Is he a preppy guy, a jock, a goth? Just who is he in this culture? Then, by chance, his teacher asks him a question about Buddhism, and suddenly his image falls into place. Being of Chinese descent, though adopted by Caucasian parents, San seamlessly becomes a Zen-master, vegetarian, and new friend of the cutest girl he's seen in a long time. She decides to teach him the Zen way of making free throws. Soon they're trying to teach the technique to the entire B-squad of the school basketball team. Will San be found out? Who is he really?