It's the third day of school and he's been sent to the principal's office. This is no ordinary principal. Rumor has it she uses the thin kids for bookmarks-'I'm too young to be a bookmark.' Other guys who've been sent down here have ended up with 'the feet of a chicken' and the 'hands of a hamster.' This principal is a real monster. Even the rug is red so the blood won't show. Uh oh, the door to the office is opening. He's doomed.