It's the first day of school and a young boy is having a nightmare about school. He's dreaming that his new teacher is going to be a monster. She has all sorts of horrifying teaching techniqes like biting a student in half to demonstrate fractions! She just gets worse and worse and more and more terrifying as his dream progresses. This is a great first day of school read aloud to get kids laughing about their own worst fears. Hilarious.