Willie Ryan struggles with baseball and girls and an overprotective mother. To make matters worse, he picks up a bag from a fast food restaurant, and it magically turns into a big blue chimp. This chimp has a plan, and it seems he's determined to ruin Willie's life. After all, he's the one who throws the ball at Willie and gives him a plus sign tattoo in the middle of his forehead. But wait a second! Is it possible that the chimp, Dodger, is actually a genie who could grant Willie three wishes. Dodger prefers Bottled American to being called Genie...you get the idea. What would you wish for?